Mrs Maisel, Susie Myerson, Esther Weissman, Mozart, Beethoven and the Two Pianos

How cultured is Susie Myerson? In episode 2 of season 2 we see Susie explore the strange new world (to her) that is the Weissman apartment, getting into the bathroom cabinet and using Rose’s fancy soap; getting into Midge’s drawers and secret stash (she finds the tape measure and uses it on herself, plus she finds the joint Lenny Bruce gave Midge and smokes it); reading the kids’ books (she cries over Charlotte’s Web)…and when she encounters Abe’s baby grand, what does she do? Not only does she play it, she tunes it! Susie plays the very familiar rondo from Beethoven’s Piano Sonata in C minor, the movement of a piece that once upon a time was the mark of a cultured person (back when cultured people were encouraged to be able to play, at least, a little piano).

Does this mean Susie can read music? Or did she pick up this passage by ear? Are these 8 bars possibly the only piece of piano work she knows?

The other piece of similar fame, by the way, is Mozart’s Sonata K545, which toddler Esther plays in episode 7 of season 5. I mention it in another posting.

But back to Susie and a couple more musical observations. She obviously has a good ear. She chided Jackie at the Gaslight in another episode for his lousy musical taste (ocarinas!?). She is enchanted by the flute.

So what was Susie’s major at Pembroke? And on what basis did she get her scholarship? She doesn’t strike me as a music student. In season 3 she avers that she never heard of Strindberg, and I believe her—yet as a sophomore she knew enough of theater to dress for a costume party as Lady Macbeth. Now that was an interesting choice. Did Hedy her lover teach her about The Scottish Play, as she “taught” Gordon her husband about Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”?

(Remember, they got into a fight after this party. Was Susie’s costume actually directed at Hedy?)

Pembroke had and has a strong showing in Liberal Arts (a former president of Lincoln Center is an alumna) and it’s possible she went in with an undeclared major, leaving her with enough free time to hang out in the post-war beatnik clubs of Providence.

To sum up, however “cultured” or “uncultured”, Susie is and was a thoroughly real-to-life fascinating and attractive woman. I see in her what Hedy saw.

And as a reward for those of you who read this to the end, here’s Valentina Lisitsa playing that Beethoven sonata.


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My First Music: Geraldo Among the Filipinos, 1963

God, Danny Sibolboro was such a weenie. Taken December 1963 at one of the many, many dances of the Moveable Filipino Club, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Geraldo was playing. Filipinos love Geraldo.

Cantara Dancing with Danny Sibolboro

Hit the Road to Dreamland
Harold Arlen, Johnny Mercer (1943)
Shall We Dance?
Big Band Arrangements of Geraldo
John Wilson Orchestra
John Wilson, conductor
Vocalion, 2002


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John Cleese Leaves Out the Latin Grammar Rebel Graffito Scene in the Upcoming Stage Musical Version of Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Nobody learns Latin in school anymore, says Cleese. But God, this is a funny exchange and still resonates with anyone who ever studied with a maniacally strict grammarian.

I am sitting beside the shade of my favorite Brit and Number One Language Guy, fellow state-educated Catholic Anthony Burgess (a sourpuss in life, a bit of a giggle in death), and we’re both enjoying a hearty snort over this scene. But John Cleese is cutting it out of the musical!


Centurion: What’s this then? “Romanes eunt domus”? People called Romanes they go to the house?
Brian: It says, “Romans go home!”
Centurion: No it doesn’t. What’s Latin for Roman? Come on!
Brian: Romanus?
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus?
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is—
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: Romani. (corrects graffito) “Eunt”? What is “eunt”?
Brian: Go!
Centurion: Conjugate the verb “to go”.
Brian: Uh…”ire”, uh…”eo”…”it”…”imus”…”itis”…”eunt”…
Centurion: So “eunt” is—?
Brian: Ah, uh, third person plural…uh, present indicative. Uh, “they go”.
Centurion: (pulling him up by his hair) But “Romans go home” is an order, so you must use the…?
Brian: (howls in pain) The imperative!
Centurion: Which is—?
Brian: Um—”I”! “I”!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaah! “I”! Plural. Plural. “Ite”. “Ite”.
Centurion: “Ite”. (correcting graffito) “Domus”? Nominative? (reads) “Go home”? This is motion towards. Isn’t it, boy? (pulls out sword and puts it to Brian’s throat)
Brian: (shrieking) Aaah, dative, sir! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Aaah, the…accusative! Accusative!! Aah!!! “Domum”, sir! “Ad domum”!
Centurion: Except that “domus” takes the…?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is…?
Brian: “Domum”.
Centurion: “Domum”. (corrects graffito) “-um”. Understand?
Brian: Yes, sir.
Centurion: Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off.

I know you people like a little reward after such onerous reading, so here’s Miklós Rózsa’s “Parade of the Charioteers” from the 1959 MGM film, Ben-Hur.

And for good measure, here’s the fire of my loins John Wilson with his eponymous orchestra doing it on YouTube for the BBC Proms.


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My Beloved Conductor John Wilson’s Concert Schedule 14 September 2022 Through 25 June 2023

After wading through the unsurprising reviews of John’s 16 July concert at the Royal Albert, I thought I’d list his upcoming performances:

[JOHN’S PAST AND PRESENT CONCERT SCHEDULES]

Above: I’m afraid nothing on this list arouses my delight except the Martin-Blane standard, “Love”, here suavely sung by the co-composer himself, Ralph Blane; kickass arrangement by Ralph Burns, who 6 years later orchestrated Richard Rodgers’s No Strings.


The dates link to the ticket sites. The other highlights link to available recordings.

Wed 14 September 2022 19:30
Göteborgs Konserthus
Gothenburg, Sweden
Gothenburg Symphony Orchestra
Leonard Elschenbroich (cello)

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Thu 15 September 2022 19:00
Vara Konserthus
Vara, Sweden
Gothenburg Symphony Orchestra
Leonard Elschenbroich (cello)

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Wed 21 September 2022 14:00
BBC Philharmonic Studio
MediaCityUK, Salford
BBC Philharmonic
Timothy Rideout (viola)

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Sat 08 October 2022 13:30
Duke’s Hall, RAM
London UK
Royal Academy of Music Orchestra

  • Lili Boulanger: D’un matin de printemps
  • Robert Schumann: Symphony No 3 in E flat, op 97, ‘Rhenish’

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Thu 20 October 2022 19:30
Sheldonian Theatre Oxford
Oxford UK
Oxford Philharmonic Orchestra
Louis Schwizgebel (piano)

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Sat 11 November 2022 19:30
Duke’s Hall, RAM
London UK
Royal Academy of Music Orchestra

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So speaks my beloved conductor John Wilson: ‘I am delighted beyond words to be taking Sinfonia of London on our first live tour, playing in some of the UK’s most exciting venues.  All ninety of us are looking forward to welcoming audiences who know the orchestra through our recordings, our televised appearances at the BBC Proms, as well as anyone coming to hear us for the first time. We hope our programme will thrill and inspire you!’

Sat 26 November 2022 19:30
Symphony Hall Birmingham
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Martin James Bartlett (piano)

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Mon 28 November 2022 19:30
St David’s Hall
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Martin James Bartlett (piano)

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Thu 1 December 2022 19:45
The Anvil Theatre
Basingstoke, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Alice Coote (mezzo-soprano)

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Fri 2 December 2022 19:30
Barbican
London, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Alice Coote (mezzo-soprano)

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Sun 4 December 2022 19:30
Theatre Royal and Royal Concert Hall
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Martin James Bartlett (piano)

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Sat 31 December 2022 15:00
Berlin Tempodrom
Berlin, Germany
Deutsches Symphonie-Orchester Berlin
Circus Roncalli

  • Nino Rota: Musik aus dem Film ›Der Pate‹
  • Leroy Anderson: ›The Typewriter‹ und ›Fiddle Faddle‹
  • Erich Wolfgang Korngold: Musik aus dem Film ›Robin Hood‹
  • Maurice Ravel: ›Boléro‹
  • Henry Mancini: Musik aus dem Film ›The Pink Panther‹
  • …und mehr…

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Sat 31 December 2022 19:00
Berlin Tempodrom
Berlin, Germany
Deutsches Symphonie-Orchester Berlin
Circus Roncalli

  • Nino Rota: Musik aus dem Film ›Der Pate‹
  • Leroy Anderson: ›The Typewriter‹ und ›Fiddle Faddle‹
  • Erich Wolfgang Korngold: Musik aus dem Film ›Robin Hood‹
  • Maurice Ravel: ›Boléro‹
  • Henry Mancini: Musik aus dem Film ›The Pink Panther‹
  • …und mehr…

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Thu 5 January 2023 17:00
Stockholm Concert Hall
Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Stockholm Philharmonic Orchestra
Kim Criswell (vocals)

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Thu 9 March 2023 19:30
Caird Hall
Dundee, United Kingdom
Royal Scottish National Orchestra
Timothy Orpen (clarinet)

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Fri 10 March 2023 19:30
Usher Hall
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Royal Scottish National Orchestra
Timothy Orpen (clarinet)

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Sun 12 March 2023 19:30
Glasgow City Halls
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Royal Scottish National Orchestra
Timothy Orpen (clarinet)

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Thu 11 May 2023 20:00
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra
Stephen Hough (piano)

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Thu 12 May 2023 11:00
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra

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Sat 13 May 2023 14:00
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra
Stephen Hough (piano)

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Wed 17 May 2023 20:00
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra
Stephen Hough (piano)

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Thu 18 May 2023 13:30
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra
Stephen Hough (piano)

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Fri 19 May 2023 20:00
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra
Stephen Hough (piano)

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Sat 20 May 2023 20:00
Sydney Opera House
Sydney NSW, Australia
Sydney Symphony Orchestra
Stephen Hough (piano)

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Wed 7 June 2023 19:00
Queen Elizabeth Hall
London, United Kingdom
Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment

EXTRA! John’s interview with viola player Annette Isserlis (Netty), 16 February 2024 Looking forward to your Offenbach, querido.

Conductor, composer and arranger John Wilson joins “Netty for Tea” in the latest episode. They delve into themes that are close to the heart of the OAE. John also recalls some interesting memories including his revelational trips to HMV, and his (nervous) first encounter with the OAE…

John Wilson, who joined us in the summer as conductor for our Princess Ida production, shares his journey into the world of music. There are compelling conversations about his skilful ability to piece back together scores that were destroyed, experiences of orchestrating a film and the intersection of discipline, expression and freedom in performance and composition.

Tea with Netty is our podcast hosted by viola player Annette Isserlis (Netty). Over a cuppa (or something a little stronger…), Netty chats with a variety of conductors, players and other guests as she ‘spills the tea’ on the side of classical music you don’t normally hear.

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Wed 8 June 2023 19:00
Queen Elizabeth Hall
London, United Kingdom
Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment

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Sat 17 June 2023 19:30
Snape Maltings Concert Hall
Snape, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Roderick Williams (baritone)

  • Paul Dukas: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
  • Sally Beamish: Four Songs from Hafez (world premiere of orchestral version, Britten Pears Arts COMMISSION)
  • Ottorino Respighi: The Fountains of Rome
  • Sergei Rachmaninoff: Symphonic Dances

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Sat 18 June 2023 16:00
Snape Maltings Concert Hall
Snape, United Kingdom
Sinfonia of London
Pavel Kolesnikov (piano)
Samson Tsoy (piano)

  • William Walton: Scapino
  • Frederick Delius: Summer Night on the River
  • Britten: Scottish Ballad, op 26
  • Elgar: Symphony No 2 in E flat, op 63

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Sat 24 June 2023 20:15
The Concertgebouw
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Netherlands Philharmonic Orchestra
Howard McGill (saxophone)

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Sun 25 June 2023 14:15
The Concertgebouw
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Netherlands Philharmonic Orchestra
Howard McGill (saxophone)


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14 Songs by Alma Mahler

Before his death, Gustav Mahler was counseled by his analyst, Sigmund Freud, to encourage his young wife Alma Mahler to compose again after she’d abandoned her work upon their marriage. Whether Mahler had truly prevented or forbade Alma from continuing an independent music career continues to be debatable; it must be noted that in his final years he arranged for the publication of 14 of her songs. Her manuscripts being lost to time, these vocal pieces are the only evidence of Alma’s considerable melodic talent.

Alma Mahler

Songs (author of verse in parentheses):

  • “Die stille Stadt” (Richard Dehmel) 0:00
  • “In meines Vaters Garten” (Otto Erich Hartleben) 3:13
  • “Laue Sommernacht” (Gustav Falke) 9:31
  • “Bei dir ist es traut” (Rainer Maria Rilke) 12:16
  • “Ich wandle unter Blumen” (Heinrich Heine) 14:43
  • “Licht in der Nacht” (Otto Julius Bierbaum) 15:55
  • “Waldseligkeit” (Richard Dehmel) 20:14
  • “Ansturm” (Richard Dehmel) 22:57
  • “Erntelied” (Gustav Falke) 25:06
  • “Hymne” (Novalis) 28:34
  • “Ekstase” (Otto Julius Bierbaum) 34:20
  • “Der Erkennende” (Franz Werfel) 37:00
  • “Lobgesang” (Rcihard Dehmel) 40:18
  • “Hymne an die Nacht” (Novalis) 43:55
  • “Leise weht ein erstes Blühn” (Rainer Maria Rilke) 47:24
  • “Kennst du meine Nächte” 51:37

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Stephen Gyllenhaal’s Big Acting Break in Walkow’s 2007 Film, Crashing

Here’s another new film clip on my YT page, a mashup of Steve’s one and only featured film appearance (in the movie Crashing, written and directed by Gary Walkow, 2007) and the Swingle Singers rendition of Mozart’s Turkish March. Last time I looked, this vid made it into Funny Or Die.


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A Selection of Mahler with Tennstedt, Bernstein, Karajan, Barenboim, and the Cooke Version of Number 10

“The Tenth Symphony remained dormant until, in 1941 [thirty years after Mahler’s death], a Canadian airman in London, Jack Diether, decided there was one man who could finish Mahler’s Tenth. He wrote, during the Siege of Leningrad, to Dmitri Shostakovich, who declined, saying, ‘This calls for deep penetration into the spiritual world of the composer.’ Diether shared his setback with [civil servant] Joe Wheeler, who played in a Saturday-afternoon orchestra on a widow’s farm in Essex. Wheeler started tinkering with the sketches that Alma Mahler had published in facsimile and tried them out with his amateur ensemble. … [He] test-drove four versions with his farmyard band, one of whose members was Deryck Cooke, a BBC employee who wrote classical schedules for the listings magazine Radio Times. Hearing that the classical Third Programme was planning a cycle of Mahler symphonies for the 1960 centenary of the composer’s birth, Cooke proposed a radio documentary about the unheard Tenth. To conduct the orchestra he booked Berthold Goldschmidt, a German emigre with strong Mahlerian antecedents. On December, 1960 the Cooke-Goldschmidt version of the Tenth went out on the air into British homes and was commented upon abroad.” ~Norman Lebrecht, Why Mahler? (Faber & Faber, 2010)

Mahler Gropius AlmaAbove Gustav Mahler, his wife Alma’s young lover, architect-in-the-making Walter Gropius, and Alma herself at 30: Daniel Barenboim conducts what Leonard Bernstein deems Mahler’s greatest symphony, the song cycle “Das lied von der erde”. Waltraud Meier and Sigfried Jerusalem, vocalists.

Plus:



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My Beloved Conductor John Wilson’s Lockdown Listening List: Keely Smith, Teddy Wilson, Ravel, Walton, Elgar, Brahms, Ireland, Debussy, Peter Ackroyd; Plus Yusef Lateef

From the London-based Philharmonia’s website, July 2020: my beloved John Wilson’s public musical choices. Audio downloads in red.


PETER ACKROYD London, A Biography read by Simon Callow “Can I include an audiobook? I’m getting into them because I can study/write scores with them on in the background…” / Oh, John, oh no no no. I’ve heard of putting music on while reading prose, and that’s bad enough, but this other way around plays much more havoc on one’s powers of focus. But if you’re listening because you’re really groovin to the sound of Callow’s measured, reassuring, perfectly accented voice, that’s another thing…

*I am astonished that John actually, correctly, described Teddy Wilson as a Swing musician rather than put him into the catchall Jazz bag, which I’d have expected him to do, considering who was his teacher. His teacher was Richard Rodney Bennett. My teacher (at CUNY) was YUSEF LATEEF (download his 1957 album Jazz Mood here in full).

**John, are you conflating song with melody, or what? Only asking as a humble member of your audience.


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“The Trees So High” by Patrick Hadley, IV Adagio Just for My Bonny Lad, Conductor John Wilson

Today, Easter, I found this work by an esteemed composition teacher of your alma mater, the Royal College of Music, the same day I also spotted the perfect illo to go with this Scotch-English ballad. I am dedicating it to you, John, because the lyrics make me shiver.

Reign of Guilds, 2023Reign of Guilds is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) now in its trial run as of February 2023. Above: The heartbreaking choral Adagio from “The Trees So High” by early 20th century English composer Patrick Hadley (1899-1973). Swiss-born Matthias Bamert conducts the Philharmonia.
The trees they grow high,
the leaves they do grow green
Many is the time my true love I've seen
Many an hour I have watched him all alone
He's young,
but he's daily growing.

Father, dear father,
you've done me great wrong
You have married me to a boy who is too young
I'm twice twelve and he is but fourteen
He's young,
but he's daily growing.

Daughter, dear daughter,
I've done you no wrong
I have married you to a great lord's son
He'll be a man for you when I am dead and gone
He's young,
but he's daily growing.

Father, dear father, if you see fit
We'll send him to college for another year yet
I'll tie blue ribbons all around his head
To let the maidens know that he's married.

One day I was looking o'er my father's castle wall
I spied all the boys a-playing at the ball
My own true love was the flower of them all
He's young, but he's daily growing.

And so early in the morning
at the dawning of the day
They went out into the hayfield
to have some sport and play;
And what they did there,
she never would declare
But she never more complained of his growing.

At the age of fourteen, he was a married man
At the age of fifteen, the father of a son
At the age of sixteen, his grave it was green
Have gone, to be wasted in battle.
And death had put an end to his growing.

I'll buy my love some flannel
and I will make a shroud
With every stitch I put in it,
the tears they will pour down
With every stitch I put in it,
how the tears will flow
Cruel fate has put an end to his growing.

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Apo Whang-Od, Kalinga Tattooist and Now Vogue’s Oldest Cover Model

Apo Whang-Od, a 106-year-old tattoo artist from the Philippines, is now the oldest Vogue cover model. Whang-Od is considered her country’s oldest mambabatok — or traditional Kalinga tattooist. (Kalinga being one of the tribes in the middle of the big island, Luzon.) Her tattoos use an age-old hand-tapping technique, which she perfected as a teenager using just a bamboo stick, a thorn from a pomelo tree, water and coal. Her work is now internationally known, and she told Vogue Philippines she’s training her granddaughters in this stunning and meaningful art form.


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Aaron Copland and His Influence on Games Composer Michael Giacchino, Among Others

Encouraged by Maestro Mauceri, I now look for the musical influences on games composers, hence my “Coplandesque” remark on FB about Michael Giacchino’s Medal of Honor theme below. Listen to my beloved and desired English conductor John Wilson helm the BBC Philharmonic in Copland works every American knows: “Fanfare for the Common Man” (commission, 1942) and the “Simple Gifts” part of the ballet Appalachian Spring. And just for good measure! “Hoedown” from the ballet Billy the Kid ’cause I enjoy a good steak.

Somewhere in my blog (“My First Music: The Pure Joy of St Trinian’s and The Inn of the Sixth Happiness by Malcolm Arnold“) I wrote about particular chords and intervals that, to me, give music a particularly “English” sound—well, I’m coming around to understand that Copland, far from being a lazy minimalist, was actually one of the founders of the “American” sound (along with Joplin, Dvorak, Gershwin, Schoenberg and, of course, Copland’s pupil Bernstein). I’m so glad my bonny John “gets” it. His Copland almost makes up for his 2017 butchery of Oklahoma! at the Royal Albert. As for Copland’s influence, listen for it in certain tunes of Jerry Goldsmith and, as I said above, games composer Michael Giacchino.


John Mauceri’s THE WAR ON MUSIC: RECLAIMING THE TWENTIETH CENTURY (Yale, 2022) can be downloaded here


Medal of Honor

Again, Giacchino’s Coplandesque theme for the game Medal of Honor: https://bit.ly/giacchino1


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Before the Oscars, 2023

So, Michael Levine, you tell me your chum Marin Alsop says “There’s finally a movie about a female conductor and she’s a sociopathic narcissist”? So freakin what? Tell her to tighten up her Adagietto.

Did she even see the film?  I did. You know what I saw? Something NONE of you gwilo morons (“unidentified Asiatic country”—sheesh!) saw—the portrait of our revered Jose Rizal high on that wall. Even before I heard the Tagalog, I knew Lydia was finally in a good place. 

The Spanish couldn’t break us. The Yanks couldn’t break us. The Japs couldn’t break us. The corporations will not break us.

YOUR WILLFUL IGNORANCE OF OUR EXISTENCE WILL NOT BREAK US.

So, now there’s a big movie that has—gasp!—Asians in it! My God, who are these people? Are they even human? Can we make some big money out of them?

I hope Everything does win Best Picture. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and all that.

Not that I don’t wish James Hong well. James Hong and I are both native-born Minneapolitans. My family used to eat at his family’s restaurant.

Whether Tár wins as best picture or not makes no difference at all to me. Lydia’s story is my own mental story and no one, ever in my life has ever seen that story or cared to understand that story. Any points I want to address about the movie I give to my own beloved conductor John Wilson as a gift of love and teshuvah and to no one else. 

My husband is blind, we’re living in filth and poverty, I’ve been hospitalized twice for congestive heart failure and still have to do the grinding housework of two people—but I swear before Urduja, guardian warrior spirit of my father’s province, before I go out I’m bringing you gwilo morons to your knees.

Now back to work.


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Valentine’s Day, 2023

To my beloved BBC conductor John Wilson on Valentine’s Day, 2023—the full force of our mighty spirit Buddy Holly through his emissary Stevie Nicks and company:

Valentine's Day, 2023Above: Buddy Holly’s classic “Not Fade Away” with Stevie Nicks, Waddy Wachtel et al in attendance.

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Billy Wilder & IAL Diamond’s The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, Scored by Miklós Rózsa (Mirisch, 1970)

I have a lot of toasty warm affection for this underrated movie (which I saw second-run in Minneapolis the summer before I started music school), not least because of Hungarian-born Miklós Rózsa‘s score, which he based on his Violin Concerto, op 24.

the private life of sherlock holmes bw
Robert Stephens as the great detective and Genevieve Page as his latest client. Yes, that’s Sherlock Holmes embracing a beautiful, nude, warm and willing woman while heroically subduing his id.


This is Austrian-born Wilder and Romanian-born Diamond at their best, examining—through impish Hollywood eyes, of course—that weird combination of emotional reticence and superciliousness that makes English men just sooo attractive. Their great detective, however, turns out in the end (not to give anything away) to be a lonely man, unsophisticated, profoundly vulnerable, and something of a loser. Stephens’s highly original performance makes his my favorite Holmes of all.


The entire film THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES is available here


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